Tip Shell UNIX: Comandos divertidos (Parte II)

Aquí está la segunda lista que compilé de comandos UNIX que devuelven mensajes de error ingeniosas .
Algunos de los comandos no devuelven los mismos mensajes de error , dependiendo de qué sistema operativo se está ejecutando (es decir, HP / UX , Ultrix , Oracle Solaris. ). A Divertirse!

% alias alias alias
alias: Too dangerous to alias that. 
% cat catfood
cat: cannot open catfood 
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans 
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman. 
% man p***y
No manual entry for p***y. 
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent 
% ar r God
ar: creating God 
% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ". 
% write desert
desert is not logged on. 
% man you
No manual entry for you. 
% !bluemoon
bluemoon: Event not found. 
% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found 
% cat 'the can of tuna'
cat: cannot open the can of tuna 
% cat "door: paws too slippery"
cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery 
% look into "my eyes"
look: cannot open my eyes 
% lost
lost: not found 
% make war
Make: Don't know how to make war. Stop.